Some "real English" and what it spawned

So there I was checking out YouTube the other day, and I came upon this:





I couldn't believe it was really true, so I went back and took a look at a subtitled version:





And, no, I had NOT misheard.....

What do you make of what she said?

Anyway, then I found these wonderful spoofs....
I couldn't resist!






Enjoy!!

As ever,